Like a mime in a hurricane Im fighting with the forces unseen
Just like pissing in the wind or a salmon trying to swim upstream
We pick the hardest battle and we wonder why were left with a dream
Its the path of least resistance that nobody will take
We all jump into the middle and we hope for a break
Pushing hard against the grain til we think it will bend
If you want to get from a to b
Its the path of least resistance for me
Minding my own business and was standing here on my own head
Got a mission of importance and you got to hear it all he said
Listening intently hanging on to every crumb of bread
Sounded too familiar so I took a different way instead
Its the path of least resistance that nobody will take
We all jump into the middle and we hope for a break
Pushing hard against the grain til we think it will bend
If you want to get from a to b
Its the path of least resistance for me
Not looking for trouble and I dont want you to take offense
But kermit and miss piggy eating pork at dennys dont make sense
Like the gateway bovine lusting after women he cant have
Michael Jackson would be better off if hed just dance
Its the path of least resistance that nobody will take
We all jump into the middle and we hope for a break
Pushing hard against the grain til we think it will bend
If you want to get from A to B
Its the path of least resistance for me