didn't even know it was on the line
now i'm sitting here scratching my head
thinking i'd be better off going to bed
can't fall asleep so i watch some tv
just keep thinking 'bout you and me
i don't know what the hell i'm going to do
but i do know that i sure got the blues
don't you ever stop and wonder if you're wrong or if you're right
things are getting so frustrating that i don't even feel like masturbating tonight
well i sit here and think what i should do with my life
live here alone should i get me a wife
tried that before in another place
that's why i'm living here in closet space
i don't want to go through that again
you and me, we're just friends
guess i should be happy with the way that things are
but it sure looks like i haven't gotten too far
one more crazy thought running through my head
makes me think i'd be better off dead
too much thinking's going to drive you insane
i tell you man i got a seat on that train
she says that dating is where i ought to be
so i date not one, not two but three
if i got to listen to another woman's life
gonna cut my throat witha butcher knife
bust my ass at work all day
make all this money just to piss it away
alimony child support i'm always broke
i think i need me another toke
love in my llife didn't turn out as planned
but i still got my trusty right hand
i don't know if i can make this puppy fly
i damned sure giving it another try